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Crating methods for Prowell's Wood Gates, Wood Fences, Driveway Gates, and more |
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Our standard we-forgot-to-mention up-charge for eastbay patrons that states, in very fine print, that if delivery falls on a day when there is a shooting in either Oakland or Richmond, a 22% combat fee is added. If the shootings result in fatalities, the combat rates doubles. If there is a gang war, in full bloom, and the UPS driver must penetrate either Richmond or Oakland to access Berkeley, fully armed, the up-charge is a discretionary sum arrived at pretty much by how the papers play it up and how the Prowell Woodworks staff reacts to such playing-up from the country-bumpkin safe-haven distance of rural sebastopol, where there was once a shooting back in the 80s when Edgar Edgar and his son Edgar Edgar Jr went dove hunting in the Laguna behind the Ford dealer and their one shot ricocheted off a no-trespassing sign to carom off the side mirror of a new F-150 and eventually clean through the front tire of little Adlai Means new tricycle and you'd a thought it was a gang ! war, given all the hullabaloo. People over-reacted--hippies mostly--and they boycotted the Ford dealer, who had only the one truck to sell anyway, and had lots of meetings and basic hippy effrontery that resulted in the sign posted on Hwy 116:
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